Guest blog post by Jim Dronenburg
As we all know, the cherry blooms will be late
this year. But go see them while you can, since it will be the last
time for years that they will bloom in all their glory.
Perhaps
you know already, as this has been happening for several years— the
retaining wall between the Tidal Basin and the Potomac, on both sides of
the “peninsula” between, has been failing. Leaving it go any farther
now is going to risk destabilizing the Jefferson Memorial. Finally,
they are getting set to do something—and this being Washington, it is
going to be monumental in scope.
Really
monumental. The retaining walls, all of them, will be replaced, section
by section. The new walls will be four feet higher. So will the soil level where the cherry trees are now planted.
It will result in all the cherry trees being taken out.
Yes, taken out, for the duration of the project, and
then replaced at
the new soil level. They will start with the largest trees that they
think will survive the move, and plant them at the National Arboretum
for the duration, which is scheduled to last about three years.
Likely
this will work for the younger trees. But there is only room at the
Arboretum to plant about forty percent of those moved.
For
the rest, they are setting out an Adopt-A-Tree program. This isn’t
like the Adopt an Animal program at the Zoo — if you have the space, they
will actually excavate and MOVE ONE OF THE CHERRY TREES TO YOUR SITE.
You will take care of it (with some help from them) and at the end of
the renovation period — some three years supposedly, but you never know —
the tree will be moved back to its original location.
Of course, there are constraints here. The site you propose would have
to be evaluated, including (and it’s a big “include”) access for the
tree and the equipment moving it in.
One
other thing, and I notice the blurb I got didn’t mention this, is who is
going to fill in the hole after your refugee tree is repatriated to the
Tidal Basin. I assume they will, but it would be best to find it out.
Look around and if you have such a site,
consider it. But time is of the essence. If you CAN host a tree,
please respond immediately to gotcha@aprilfool.com and then read the first letter of each paragraph above.
About the Author
Jim Dronenburg is an accountant by day, an Irish harper/singer by night, and a Behnkes Nursery weekend warrior to support his expanding gardens in Knoxville, MD. He is a regular contributor to Washington Gardener Magazine.
Yes, Jim, you got me. I thought I was immune to these stories of yours by now ... not the case with this one. Happy 1st of April to you, too!
ReplyDeleteJim is also a notorious joker!
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ReplyDeleteCool post! Thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteLove!
ReplyDeleteDid they tell you, when you take a tree, you also get to host a share of the water in the Tidal Basin?
ReplyDeleteDamn it, I fall for one of your stories every year - got to keep better track of the date!
ReplyDeleteHee hee!
DeleteGood job!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll pass that on to Jim.
DeleteI bit.......hook, line & sinker. Great piece!
ReplyDeleteI did too when he first sent it to me!
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