Sarah Palin came to the Four Seasons Garden Club's annual Holiday Party last night to preside over the gift giving exchange. Ever the maverick, this plucky gal wore her furs and held court as if she had actually won the recent elections. You betcha! At one point in the exchange, I ended up with a can of Spotted Dick. My mind immediately began to run down the list of folks to re-gift this too as a joke, but I was saved later in the exchange when someone actually willingly traded me for it. I imagine that the can may come back for an appearance at next year's exchange.
The most fought over gifts were a garden trowel and a hyacinth bulb with forcing vase. In a room full of gardeners, these items traded hands numerous times and I had the hyacinth myself for about half the trading time. My ploy at keeping it out of sight under a nearby chair did not work as it was never out of mind it turned out. I ended up with a quite nice Orchid photo and a quite tacky Wacky Wakers 
rooster alarm clock. Don't be surprised if that alarm returns next year!
rooster alarm clock. Don't be surprised if that alarm returns next year!Photo credit: Wendy Bell.
My Kroger has a rather extensive English food section. Sometimes I'll go over to get some McVitties and stop to giggle over the Spotted Dick. Never thought to put it in a gift exchange though. I'll have to file that in my Evil Plots notebook.
ReplyDeleteYes, it is a worthy addition to stocking stuffer horrors list along with reindeer poops and stale fruitcake.
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